Well, it’s going to be a derby-filled weekend, Vancouver! On Friday, the Terminal City Rollergirls All-Stars play Houston Roller Derby All-Stars at Minoru Arena in Richmond (doors at 7:30, whistle at 8, tickets here: terminalcitytickets.com) Saturday morning, you are going to bring your derby fevour to a nice hot boil at Raw Meat at Royal […]
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June 5: Growing Season
Summer is in full swing, and it’s time to stretch and grow your skills, little seedlings, under the (not so) tender ministrations of guest coach Mean Sprout. She’s little, she’s lithe, and she might look sweet, but one the track, she’s deadly. Mean Sprout is a Raw Meat alumni, and she’s coming back to share […]
June 28: The Riot Act!
Join the riotous assembly this Saturday at Raw Meat! I decided that the Riot Act needed some rewriting in honour of this momentous occasion. Ahem…. *rings ye olde bell*Hear ye, Hear ye, Her Majesty Percy Riot charges and commands all persons to peaceably depart their habitations and get thy backsides to Raw Meat on the pain […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating June 14: We’re Four!
When: 10 AM – Noon, June 14 Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue, New Westminster What: two hours of roller skating fun Who: You! How much: $12 It’s always good when one’s mental age agrees with one’s physical age, isn’t it? Especially since Raw Meat is four! That’s right: four years ago, […]
Reminder: No Raw Meat Session on June 7! Join us on June 14!
There will be no Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating Session on June 7. I know, it’s very sad. But, hang on for just one week, and join us for two hours of roller skating fun on June 14. We’ll be at Royal City Curling Club (75 East 6th Ave. in New Westminster) from 10 AM […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating June 21: Salute to the Solstice
What better way to welcome the longest day of the year than to get up early and roller skate for two hours? Seriously, could there be anything better? Since you’ll have a very long day after our session to get out there skate the seawall, we’re going to focus on the basic roller skating skills […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating May 31: Meat Grinder
What: 2 hours of roller skating When: May 31, 10 AM to Noon Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Ave., New Westminster Who: You, silly! Why: Because you want to be an awesome roller skater How much: $12 Bwahahahahahaha….. I mean, Hi, Everybody! This week, we’re going to break down your skating form, […]
Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating May 24: Stop in the Name of Snow
Stop in the Name of Snow Stop in the name of Snow Before you hit the wall Baby baby, I’m aware of where you go Each time you don your skates I watch you roll down the street Knowing you’ll fall on your seat But this time before you hit the wall Leaving you alone […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating May 17: Dawn of Destruction
While some people treat the long weekend as an excuse to sleep in, that’s not you. You are going to get up early this Saturday, put on your battle armour, and get ready for Destruction. Andi Struction, that is. This former Pussycat hasn’t turned in her claws. She will share her technique, her wisdom, and […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating May 10: Hopping Along to Hell
“Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?†–Anya Come to Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating on May 10 (10 AM – Noon at Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th AVenue […]