What: 2 hours of roller skating fun
When: Saturday, May 3, 10 AM – Noon
Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue, New Westminster
Who: You!
Why: Because it’s awesome.

Well, I was all out of witty skating puns for this week, so Snow Crash would like to invite you for “Olde timey skating enjoyment fun times.” Whatever the heck that is. Please join us at 10 AM on Saturday, May 3, at Royal City Curling Club for two hours of roller skating tips, tricks and skills.

All skating levels are welcome at these sessions, from complete newbie to expert. Don’t worry if you’ve never put on skates—we’ll get you going safely. If you are looking for a tough skate workout, look no further. You’ll be amazed at how quickly your skills will improve on the beautiful floor at RCCC.

All you need to attend is roller skates (quad skates, NOT roller blades), knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet and mouth guard, and an awesome attitude. The floor at RCCC is very hard—you must wear all of your safety gear at all times when on the floor. Sessions are drop-in. Just grab your gear and come on by!

We’ll start skating right at 10 am, so be sure to get there early enough to warm up and get your gear on.

Sessions are $12, and exact change is appreciated.

We have only two rules: 1. Be safe, 2. Don’t be an ass-hat.

Also! Be sure to place your Raw Meat t-shirt order! We’re taking pre-orders now until May 11. Place your order here!