You see her plowin’
Until dawn
You’re all thinking
She’s so White N’ nerdy

…Think she’s just too white n’ nerdy?
Think she’s just too white n’ nerdy?
Can’t you see she’s white n’ nerdy
Look at her she’s white n’ nerdy!

First in her class here at Raw Meat
She got skills, she’s quick on her feet
Can’t get out with Alt Ctrl Delete
Strap your skates on, SNOW CRASH is bringing the beat

The president of pale, the queen of mac
She’s gonna work you around the track
More bombs than a minesweeper attack
She’ll hunt you down till you’re in that pack!

She owns more cables than a copper mine
Make you move your feet in that pacing line
If you can’t tell her the digits of Pi to 9
Your ass is getting served with white wine

While eating her fish and microchips
Kitteh will make you move your hips
Read your fear faster than HTML scripts
Get your arm out and take those whips!

Just because she’s white n’ nerdy!
Look at her she’s white n’ nerdy!

Get ready for the White Out Meaties, Snow Crash is in the rink!

Enjoy the inspiration for today’s rhyme – the master –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Please bring a black and a white shirt with you in case we divide into teams. Based on attendance, this lesson will be $10 – $12. Please bring change!

Who Can Come to a Raw Meat Meaty Session:

Raw Meat Meaty Sessions have skill requirements. These invitations are not selective—they are sent out to the entire Raw Meat group for information purposes. You can only skate at a Meaty session if you have passed the Raw Meat Basic Skills test, or if you are a current skater or on-skate referee with the TCRG.

If you are new to Raw Meat, please attend our sessions on Saturdays from 5-7 PM at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., and speak to a coach about when you will be ready for the Meaty sessions. If we are not familiar with your skating, you will not be allowed to skate at a Raw Meat Meaty session.

We are running our usual 5-7 sessions Saturdays at Thunderbird all summer, so come on out if you can’t make a morning session. Or, if you feel like getting even more awesome into your day, come on down and make it a Double Meat Saturday.

The Rules:

Everyone at a Raw Meat Meaty session must sign a waiver saying that they accept the risks of skating. No waiver, no skating.
All skaters must abide by our strict non-contact rule. We do not allow hitting, pushing or overly aggressive skating. Any skater engaging in contact will be asked to leave immediately. We do allow hip/arm whips, and safe touching of teammates. (If you aren’t comfortable grabbing people, you should probably take up badminton instead!)

All skaters must wear full safety gear (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmets AND mouth guards) while skating. The floor at the Curling Club is very hard, and you must keep your gear on while you are on the skating floor.

We have two simple rules at Raw Meat: 1. Don’t be an Ass-Hat. 2. Be Safe. There is zero tolerance for breaking these rules.

Getting There:

The Royal City Curling Club is on numerous bus routes. If you are driving, there is plenty of free parking. If you can give someone else a ride, please do so! Post in the comments to arrange rides (and those getting a ride, don’t forget to chip in for gas)

See You All Saturday!