Fasten your seatbelts, meaties, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. This Saturday, Snow Crash is running amuck Snow Crash is running the session.

You’ll learn all the roller skating tips and tricks she knows. If you are lucky, she might even show you the pterodactyl. It will be weird, it will be hilarious, and you will leave a better skater.

About Raw Meat Roller Skating

Fasten your seatbelts, meaties, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. This Saturday, Snow Crash is running amuck…er…Snow Crash is running the session.

You’ll learn all the roller skating tips and tricks she knows. If you are lucky, she might even show you the pterodactyl. It will be weird, it will be hilarious, and you will leave a better skater.

About Raw Meat Roller Skating

Want to learn to roller skate? Of course you do!

Fortunately, you’ve come to the right place.

Join us every Saturday all summer from 10 AM to noon at Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue, New Westminster (new time and venue in the fall). At Raw Meat, you’ll learn roller skating and all the basic skills you’ll need for roller derby. If you are planning to try out for a league in the fall, we’ll show get you ready to knock ’em dead. If you aren’t interested in derby, you are welcome too! All the skills we teach will help you dodge tourists on the seawall like a boss.

If you are already an experienced skater, you are especially welcome! Come play with us to practice weak skills, teach us your best skills, and generally have a great time on wheels.

While we will teach you some roller derby drills, our sessions are always non-contact.

To skate, you’ll need roller skates, helmet, mouth guard, wrist guards, and elbow and knee pads. No safety gear, no skating.

Sessions are $12, and are always drop-in. Just come when you can!

Raw Meat only has too rules: 1. Be safe. 2. Don’t be an ass-hat.