Raw Meat Meaty Session: Toe Stop 2: The Rink! Rated R

Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating "Meaty" Session

This session is from 10 to noon, Saturday, June 18, at the Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster.

This summer’s box office smash is about to hit town… from the producers of “Pants on a Schedule”, “The Good Farter” and “While You Were Slipping” Raw Meat would like to proudly present… 

TOE STOP 2: The rink! (Now in 3D)
This time…we’re going… sTOPLESS!

Our two ab crunching coaches of doom – 8 Mean Wheeler and Tiki Timebomb – return in the sequel you’ve been waiting all week for. This time 8 Mean is taking charge and she wants to see your sTOPS come off.

So bring your tools, wrenches or superman hands and be prepared for a Toe Stopper-less series of drills and thrills. Go, go now and check your skates! If you haven’t taken your toe stopper off before, check you have the gear to do so. Refer to Rollergirls handy guide about what gear you should use and thus bring. http://www.rollergirl.ca/misc/roller-skate-maintenance.html

Make sure you are prepared to get your sTOP off…All the way off… and dance…Keep On With The Force… Toe Stop, Toe Stop ‘Til You Get Enough!

This edition is Rated R, Restricted to persons 18 years of age and over. May contain Explicit scenes, Adult themes, Violence, Nudity and Awesome. For immature audiences only.

The Other Details

Please bring a black and a white shirt with you in case we divide into teams. Based on attendance, this lesson will be $10 – $12. Please bring change!

Who Can Come to a Raw Meat Meaty Session:

Raw Meat Meaty Sessions have skill requirements. These invitations are not selective—they are sent out to the entire Raw Meat group for information purposes. You can only skate at a Meaty session if you have passed the Raw Meat Basic Skills test, or if you are a current skater or on-skate referee with the TCRG.

If you are new to Raw Meat, please attend our sessions on Saturdays from 5-7 PM at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., and speak to a coach about when you will be ready for the Meaty sessions. If we are not familiar with your skating, you will not be allowed to skate at a Raw Meat Meaty session.

We are running our usual 5-7 sessions Saturdays at Thunderbird all summer, so come on out if you can’t make a morning session. Or, if you feel like getting even more awesome into your day, come on down and make it a Double Meat Saturday.

The Rules:

Everyone at a Raw Meat Meaty session must sign a waiver saying that they accept the risks of skating. No waiver, no skating.
All skaters must abide by our strict non-contact rule. We do not allow hitting, pushing or overly aggressive skating. Any skater engaging in contact will be asked to leave immediately. We do allow hip/arm whips, and safe touching of teammates. (If you aren’t comfortable grabbing people, you should probably take up badminton instead!)

All skaters must wear full safety gear (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmets AND mouth guards) while skating. The floor at the Curling Club is very hard, and you must keep your gear on while you are on the skating floor.

We have two simple rules at Raw Meat: 1. Don’t be an Ass-Hat. 2. Be Safe. There is zero tolerance for breaking these rules.

Getting There:

The Royal City Curling Club is on numerous bus routes. If you are driving, there is plenty of free parking. If you can give someone else a ride, please do so! Post in the comments to arrange rides (and those getting a ride, don’t forget to chip in for gas)

See You All Saturday!