Raw Meat “Meaty” Session August 4: Triwizard Skating Tournament
“Eternal glory! That’s what awaits the skater who attends The Triwizard Skating Tournament, but to do this, that skater must survive two hours of skating. Two extremely dangerous (and fun!) hours of skating.” Tiki Timebomb
Donâ€™t worry, weâ€™ve put measures in place to prevent death. Namely, no asshats!
To cap off the last Raw Meat â€œMeatyâ€ session of 2012, we invite you to test your courage, intelligence, resourcefulness, and magical skating ability in the Triwizard Skating Tournament. For two hours, test your agility, balance, footwork, strength, and ability to keep a straight face while Miss Tiki says ridiculous things. Skate hard, sweat harder, and be prepared to experience the trials of the Quadriceps of Fire!
Once you surviveâ€”if you surviveâ€”you will be a Champion of Raw Meat.
Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue, New Westminster
When: August 4, 10 AM to Noon
What: Two hours of advanced roller skating awesomeness. There is a skills requirement for this session
How much: $12
No session August 11; New time and venue starts August 18
August 4 is our last session at Royal City Curling Club. Donâ€™t be too sad, though. As soon as the ice is off next spring, weâ€™ll be back! In the meantime, we return to our regular sessions at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., Vancouver, from 5 to 7 PM every Saturday all fall and winter.
Please note: Due to the TCRG vs. Texas Rollergirls bout (Texas!!!! Squeeeee!) on August 11, there will be no session that day. Come to the bout! Seriouslyâ€”itâ€™s Texas! However, weather permitting, weâ€™ll meet for an outside skate from 10 to noon. Weâ€™ll likely meet at Queen Elizabeth Park, but please stay tuned for updates.