November 29: Meme-tacular Raw Meat


You get a skating session and You get a skating session… Everyone gets a skating session!

We’ll be double-rainbowing it all the way this Saturday at Thunderbird. Leek-spin your way to East Van and join us for 2 hours of skating that’ll rate over 9000. Thankfully honey-badger won’t be coaching… he don’t give a damn.

We dedicate this Raw Meat session to all the great memes out there. Such meme. Much skate. Wow.

What to expect at Raw Meat Roller Skating

We teach roller-derby style roller skating in a fun, non-contact, non-competitive atmosphere. Whether you just want to learn to skate, or you are a top derby player looking for a little more time on skates, we’d love to see you! We’ll cover roller skating basics like falling safely, how to stop, how to skate with agility, how to get faster, how to jump, and lots more. We’ll also introduce basic roller derby strategy and drills.

What to bring to Raw Meat Roller Skating

All skaters must have roller skates (not roller blades!), helmet, mouth guard, and wrist, elbow and knee pads. You must have white or light coloured toe stops, in order to avoid marking the floor. Also, please cover black knee pads with vertical strips of white tape, or securely cover them with socks or felt. Whatever you cover them with, make sure you can still slide on them.

Sessions are $7, and exact change is appreciated.

Our rules

We just have two rules: 1. Be safe, 2. Don’t be an ass-hat.