Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating

Raw Meat Roller Skating Aug 1: A Gay Old Time!

Tiki Timebomb's Raw Meat Practice - Pride Edition | Credit: Bob AyersCome out, come out, wherever you are, and join in Raw Meat Roller Skating’s Big Gay Pride Celebration! It’s going to be a gay old time with the most fabulous guest coach of them all, Tiki Timebomb!

We’ll skate, we’ll laugh, and no matter your proclivities, we guarantee you’ll catch the gay*!

Everyone is welcome, of all genders and orientations**, and all skating abilities from beginner to superstar. We’ll teach you to stop, fall, jump, weave, sashay, prance, strut, and generally rock your roller skates.

Wear rainbows, wear leather, wear a tutu, but whatever you do, come ready to sweat. This session is going to be hot, hot, hot. Just remember: always skate safe, and wear protection***.

Raw Meat Roller Skating sessions are $12, and are drop in. Just bring your gear and your fabulous self, and come on down to Royal City Curling Club, 10 AM to Noon on August 1!

*We do mean this literally.

**Unless you are an asshat. We do reserve the right to refuse service to asshats.

Also, if you have a strong aversion to really, really terrible puns, this may not be the session for you. Come to think of it, if you have a strong aversion to terrible puns, roller derby is probably not the sport for you.

***Helmet, mouth guard, wrist, elbow and knee pads required. Boas optional.

Photo Credit: Bob Ayers

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