Weâ€™ll skate, weâ€™ll laugh, and no matter your proclivities, we guarantee youâ€™ll catch the gay*!
Everyone is welcome, of all genders and orientations**, and all skating abilities from beginner to superstar. Weâ€™ll teach you to stop, fall, jump, weave, sashay, prance, strut, and generally rock your roller skates.
Wear rainbows, wear leather, wear a tutu, but whatever you do, come ready to sweat. This session is going to be hot, hot, hot. Just remember: always skate safe, and wear protection***.
Raw Meat Roller Skating sessions are $12, and are drop in. Just bring your gear and your fabulous self, and come on down to Royal City Curling Club, 10 AM to Noon on August 1!
*We do mean this literally.
**Unless you are an asshat. We do reserve the right to refuse service to asshats.
Also, if you have a strong aversion to really, really terrible puns, this may not be the session for you. Come to think of it, if you have a strong aversion to terrible puns, roller derby is probably not the sport for you.
***Helmet, mouth guard, wrist, elbow and knee pads required. Boas optional.