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Warning: roller-skating can cause a decrease in adult worries, and an increase in childlike wonder.

Experts warn against adults learning to roller skate

For Immediate Release: Vancouver, BC, April 1, 2016 – The founders of Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating have revealed that over the five and half years of roller skating instruction, the group was secretly conducting a long-term study on the behavioral effects of roller-skating on adults. Today, the shocking results are in: roller-skating causes an […]

Join Raw Meat Roller Skating on March 26 for an Easter Eggstravaganza!

March 26: Easter Eggstravaganza!

All hopped up on Cadbury mini eggs with nowhere to go? Come burn off your sugar rush at Raw Meat Roller Skating this Saturday! There’s nothing like a little roller skating to get you in the holiday mood. Your hot cross buns will be burning by the time we finish our workout. We’ll have a […]

On March 19, celebrate spring by learning to roller skate!

March 19: Spring has sprung!

Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where all the skaters is? Come on, everybody! Time to grab your skates, lace up, and work on your skills before the seawall season kicks into high gear. Join us this Saturday, March 19, from 5-7 PM at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., for some […]

March 12: Spring Forward (on your roller skates!)

This weekend, celebrate setting your clocks forward an hou….zzzzzZZZZzzzz….What? Huh? I’m awake! Anyway, as I was saying, the return of daylight savings time means that—current storms not withstanding—summer is almost here! With summer comes long, lazy evenings, perfect for roller skating Vancouver’s seawall. So, get yourself to Raw Meat Roller Skating this weekend, to learn […]

Learn to roller skate with Raw Meat Vancouver!

Feb 27: Learn to roller skate

This Saturday, come learn to roller skate (or practice your skating skills) at Raw Meat! You’ll learn all the basic roller skating skills you’ll need to try out for a roller derby league, or simply skating the seawall with grace and ease. Raw Meat meets every Saturday at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St. in […]

Learn to love roller skating with Raw Meat Vancouver

Feb. 13: Riot of Love

This Saturday, celebrate the season of love by getting hot and sweaty, and going much, much too fast. On roller skates, of course! Our special guest coach Percy Riot will teach you all her tips and tricks for skating with style. At Raw Meat, you’ll learn to roller skate, roller-derby style. We’ll teach you all […]

Love roller skating? We do too! Come join us at Raw Meat Vancouver!

Feb. 8: First love

You know the feeling. Your mouth goes dry with anticipation, you feel a flutter in your chest, your stomach does flip flops. You’re scared, but drawn to it like a moth to a flame. You’re in love. Sappy, squishy, nonsensical love. It frightens you, it excites you, and some days, it hurts. But somehow, it […]